Intro: A A If tony blair had a myspace page, d'ya think he would be my friend? D And if i meet a fit girl on here d'ya think i'd ever sleep with them? A Its a huge online phenomenon and everyones onboard D we're all signing up to the database that rupert murdoch bought E A Well you look a lot fitter on your myspace picture than you do in real life E A Download your song write a bulletin, put my whole life up online A Well if everyones got a myspace page and everyone writes a blog D well if everyones got a profile song and everyone looks hot A well maybe in the coming years when it gets to bad outside D we'll all be locked up in our rooms and let it rule our lives E A Well you look a lot fitter on your myspace picture than you do in real life E A Download your song write a bulletin, put my whole life up online A So now i come here crawling back, with my tail between my legs D Myspace.com forward slash sex drugs politics A so pay a visit, take a song, add me as a friend D and i know that everybodies gonna have one in the end E A and I look a lot fitter on my myspace picture than I do in real life E A Download my song write a bulletin, get my whole life up online